Today, I was THAT woman. Yes, it's true. I was that woman you LOVE to hate. I was the woman who bought one of those THINGS in the grocery store. One of those things that nobody knows what to do with, but I did. I picked up that ugly celeriac/celery root that has nothing to do with celery and took it straight to my cart without a single shred of doubt on my face. You would have been so jealous, after all NOBODY knows what to do with some of those "things" in the produce aisle, but I was the master. But then, you would have burst out laughing when you heard someone say, "Excuse me, but what do you actually use that for?"

My reply was, "I have no idea, but I am going to go home and look it up on the internet and use it somehow. Maybe at the base of my crock pot with something else in it."

The gig was up, you would have understood. I too, the woman you would have hated just moments before, was just as clueless as the rest of the people in the store. So there. :P